What do all the colored boxes do?

Acrylic	Steal Three-Way-Calling, Call Waiting and programmable Call Forwarding on old 4-wire phone systems
Aqua	Drain the voltage of the FBI lock-in-trace/trap-trace
Beige	Lineman's hand set
Black	Allows the calling party to not be billed for the call placed
Blast	Phone microphone amplifier
Blotto	Supposedly shorts every phone out in the immediate area
Blue	Emulate a true operator by seizing a trunk with a 2600hz tone
Brown	Create a party line from 2 phone lines
Bud	Tap into your neighbors phone line
Chartreuse	Use the electricity from your phone line
Cheese	Connect two phones to create a diverter
Chrome	Manipulate Traffic Signals by Remote Control
Clear	A telephone pickup coil and a small amp used to make free calls on Fortress Phones
Color	Line activated telephone recorder
Copper	Cause crosstalk interference on an extender
Crimson	Hold button
Dark	Re-route outgoing or incoming calls to another phone
Dayglo	Connect to your neighbors phone line
Diverter	Re-route outgoing or incoming calls to another phone
DLOC	Create a party line from 2 phone lines
Gold	Dialout router
Green	Emulate the Coin Collect, Coin Return, and Ringback tones
Infinity	Remotely activated phone tap
Jack	Touch-Tone key pad
Light	In-use light
Lunch	AM transmitter
Magenta	Connect a remote phone line to another remote phone line
Mauve	Phone tap without cutting into a line
Neon	External microphone
Noise	Create line noise
Olive	External ringer
Party	Create a party line from 2 phone lines
Pearl	Tone generator
Pink	Create a party line from 2 phone lines
Purple	Telephone hold button
Rainbow	Kill a trace by putting 120v into the phone line (joke)
Razz	Tap into your neighbors phone
Red	Make free phone calls from pay phones by generating quarter tones
Rock	Add music to your phone line
Scarlet	Cause a neighbors phone line to have poor reception
Silver	Create the DTMF tones for A, B, C and D
Static	Keep the voltage on a phone line high
Switch	Add hold, indicator lights, conferencing, etc..
Tan	Line activated telephone recorder
Tron	Reverse the phase of power to your house, causing your electric meter to run slower
TV Cable	"See" sound waves on your TV
Urine	Create a capacitative disturbance between the ring and tip wires in another's telephone headset
Violet	Keep a payphone from hanging up
White	Portable DTMF keypad
Yellow	Add an extension phone